Spell to Become a Vampire

Oh boy. This is a very interesting spell sent to me by email! Thanks Jane!  This spell requires a lot of items and you lose your soul and basically curse yourself. But if you are into that sort of thing…

Tread carefully… While this spell may seem like a joke, what is not a joke is inviting black magick, curses, or anything else  into your life.

What You’ll Need:

  • the full moon
  • a coven of 9
  • one parent of everyone involved if you are under 18
  • fake fangs
  • fake blood fruit punch
  • white candles
  • chalk powder
  • you

Spell to Become a VampireFirst get everyone and their parents and go out into the woods. (There may be werewolves around… this is the full moon! So BE CAREFUL!) Draw a circle with the chalk powder and place the person who wants to be a vampire in the center. Everyone there must chant one thousand times “No longer human. Vampire you have become!”. EVERYONE HAS to say it ONE THOUSAND TIMES CORRECTLY UNDER THE FULL MOON in order for this to work.

After you have successfully done this put in the fangs. Drink some of the blood punch (because I don’t recommend wine!) and sleep in the woods for 100 days. You must not come inside, you must not have human contact and you will become a vampire on the 100th day.

So… What do you think of this spell to become a vampire? Leave questions, comments, suggestions, tips, rants and raves in the comment section below. Thanks for visiting the site!

UPDATE: Unfortunately I got an email from Jane’s mom telling me she is no longer with us because her mom made her go to school and she evaporated. But I am sure it would Jane’s last wish for you all to fulfill your dreams of becoming a vampire like her. Good luck!

 Marvin Harrison Jersey